Humpty's Rise

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.

Humpty Dumpty had a big fall.

All the king’s horses and all the king’s men,

Couldn’t put Humpty together again.

But they were wrong. It was one, big, lie.

Aside from some cracks, Humpty, the king, was fine.

But his right hand gingerbread man, lied and rambled:

“I am now king! Humpty was scrambled!”

How could he? Humpty’s most trusted man betrayed.

Now lies Humpty, lost, hurt and astrayed.

But with a clenched fist, Humpty went back home, knowing better

Than to fret, instead, writing a letter:

“O traitors and schemers, listen well,

For my mercy has vanished the moment I fell.

My heart, once soft as yolk, now cold as stone,

I will rip your little kingdom into pieces alone.

Prepare for the end. Your walls will not mend.

I’ve broken your cuffs. Humpty has had enough.

you better hope that you, your horses and men

Can be put back together again.“

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